• October 28th, 2008 | No Comments | Tags: , ,

    Eastern Response: Red Alert 3

    With the addition of a Japanese faction to EA’s Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3, staff here at Big Game Box were curious as to how our friends across the other, other pond were taking it. Suffice to say that we were surprised.

    At time of writing, the Hell March 3 trailer for the game in question had over 500,670 views and 27,578 comments on video-sharing site nico nico douga – uploaded under the title gaijin ga souzou shita totetsu mo nai nihon ga detekuru geemu (’a game with a preposterous foreigner-envisaged version of Japan’). We’ve provided a few selected comments for your perusal below:

    “Holy shit, we’re awesome!”

    “Expect nothing less from the country of technology!”

    “Oh shit, there go our state secrets!”

    Reception on Japanese internet forum 2ch seems positive overall, with some users likening EA LA’s over-the-top depiction of Japan in Red Alert 3 to From Software’s depiction of America in presidential mech action game Metal Wolf Chaos (and if you haven’t heard of that, you owe it to yourself to see this).

    It’s not all good news, though - Korean site CNB News reports on a Korean politician’s condemnation of the game’s 15+ classification for its glorification of Japanese militarism, alleging that the classification board had not taken the historical issues between the two nations fully into account when making its decision.

    Some of us wonder whether a game with sonic dolphins and bionic war bears should be taken all that seriously.

  • September 21st, 2008 | No Comments | Tags: , ,

    Red Alert 3 Allied Presidential PSAs!

    Electronic Arts would like to remind you that Red Alert 3 is coming out. Soon, too! One method they’re using to remind people is to release a whole bunch of fake Presidential Public Service Announcements from the desk of the American President. JK Simmons knows how things are supposed to be. Bad ass, that’s how!

    Follow the link for more!
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  • September 21st, 2008 | No Comments | Tags: , ,

    Red Alert 3 Cast Remix Vid is Scary

    I’m honestly not sure what the hell they were thinking when they made this, but the corniness of this Red Alert 3 video, combined with some rather inventive editing, generates a feeling of…I don’t know what this feeling is. It’s somewhere between embarassment and absolute terror, I suppose. George Takei saying “All your base…” just seems wrong. The man is awesome enough on his own, don’t compromise his intrinsic awesomeness by forcing him to say lines that would only have been funny five or six years ago! You must have seen the second Holloween episode of Futurama! Remember that weird alien getting out of the Space Invaders’ ship and dropping that line? Several years too late, Futurama producers!

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