You really screwed me Relic
You really did a number on me
Never knew me playin’ Dark Crusade would come back to haunt me
But we was kids then, Relic, I was only 18
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the slate clean
That’s messed up!
Oh God my brain is racing
(I love you!)
What are you doing?
Change the rotation I hate this map
Does this look like a big joke?
(No!)
There’s a building with 360 degrees right above the victory point
in your new mode
what, you think I’m kidding you?
(you asked for that, didn’t you?)
No!
Bullshit you dev don’t freaking lie to me
What the frack’s this ally’s problem on the side of me?
Screw you ass, yeah bite me
Relic, RELIC!
Why don’t you buff me?
You think I’m terrible don’t you
(It’s not that!)
No you think I’m terrible
(Baby)
Get the hell away from me, don’t touch me
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU!
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU!
How the hell could you do this to me?!
(Sorry!)
How the hell could you do this to me?!

(Be sure to check back for the ‘balance’ patch!)